Grumpy in Madeira

Bom Dia.

The little bastard strikes again!!!

Smokey must of dreamt he was on the beach, he took a liking to Marias cold bag.

She had washed it out and put it on the outside steps to dry, behind the gate!!!!

I found him this morning happily chewing fuck out of it, Bandit was lying a few feet away watching him, he had a look that said “your going to get your arse kicked”  🤬

I swear I really don’t know what to do with this dog.

We’re having a BBQ later, I wonder what little Bastard dog tastes like 🤔

He’s lucky. I don’t have time to even kick him in the bollocks. I’ve got shit loads to do for the barbie.

All washed down and pool filling up.

I need to chop wood and then on to prepping food.

Reuben, Nadia and the princesses arrived and the girls are straight into the pool. They both love the water.

Little Bella can only do 10 minutes at a time. She gets too cold after that. She’s a little petite thing, skin and bone. She needs to put some beef on.

The BBQ was lit, music on and the G&T’s poured.

We started on a Raspberry gin. It was lovely and refreshing.

We had a great afternoon, the girls were splashing about, we were eating and drinking happily.

Then we tried blue gin OMG it was delish!!!!

It was that nice that we had some more!!!!

And MORE!!!!!

And MORE!!!!!

We were having a great time

Then the dancing started !!!!!

It was a great laugh, we all thoroughly enjoyed ourselves

We all gave our professional opinions on the gin. We actually sounded like we knew what we were talking about.

So we had a few Black Cherry gins to finish off with 🥴

We were chatting and telling stories and Maria had us all in stitches.

She works in a residential home. She looks after elderly people. She told us a story about an incident that happened at work.

They got called to a clients room they were told to glove and gown up.

It can only mean one thing…..SHIT!!

It was up the walls and all over the bed.

While they were cleaning up, she noticed that it didn’t have the usual smell.

Being the brave one, she took off her mask and had a proper sniff.

To her surprise it smelt of strawberry

The clients daughter had visited earlier in the day and brought a lovely box of chocolate’s.

The old dear was a little confused. She had been squeezing them through her fingers. Then she started to move about the room, hahaha.

Bless her, maybe she’d had a session drinking gin too.

They got picked up and wobbled off home totally sozzled.

Maria and I decided it was a good idea to finish off with one for the road. (Yeah right.)

We were there until late but it was a great day!!!!!

I’m sure you can imagine how we all felt the next day.

We all agreed that we were NEVER drinking again!!!!!!!! 😏